On Creation

Ah, creation. One of the most debated topics in current science classes. Theory of Evolution or Creationism.  Nobody fucking knows how/why/what happened. All we have are theories. (Yes, Creationism is a theory. No pro0f= theory.) Time to set everything aside, and listen to another crazy person spout some incoherent nonsense about his interperitation of the beginning of the world.

In the beginning, God had some coffee cake. And it was good.

The Program: Universe was created by him.  Galaxies, solar systems, stars, black holes, everything in the cosmos was created by Him. It’s as easy as a few mouse clicks and some typing. Laws of physics, every single thing we know, gravity, light speed, fission, all of this was programmed. The system had a foundation on which to work. Much like a regular computer program must have everything laid out for it to function properly, Universe had to have it’s foundation laid.

Creation on Earth:

There are several dozen theories on how life on earth came to be. Big Bang coupled with the theory of Evolution is one, Creationism, to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Each may inevitably be correct, since we cannot see it for ourselves, nor find any evidence to support any claim, we are stuck at a loss.

Big Bang theory suggests that everything in the Universe is moving steadily away from one central point in the universe, thereby suggesting that everything had one common point of origin, and as a result of a super-powerful explosion, everything dispersed and reformed into the galaxies we see today.  If they were spontaneously created, they would be drifting around the universe with no uniform vector of one point of origin.

Creationism dictates that everything was systematically placed by God in a concentrated effort to create life on earth. From the sun, to Earth’s rotation around it, and the rings of Saturn. Everything meticulously placed in perfect harmony and balance.

One system is exclusive of the other according to Theologists and Scientists alike. One cannot support the other. Why not? could it be that God in His method of working enabled both at the same time? could it be that God engineered Evolution as a stepping stone to more works in the future? Animals of all shapes and sizes could be Him just creating for the sake of creating, i mean hell look at the platypus.  ask any artist or writer, sometimes starting small can create entire works, if you build upon it.

There are those that say Humans are related to several animals due to similar bone structure. Dolphins, bats, birds, whales and humans all have similar forearm structure, including the ‘hands’.  AH! this must be some evolutionary by-product saying we have the same ancestor, right? I’d say that Fords, Chevrolets, Dodges and Toyotas all have similar frame-structure, they must all have been made at a single factory before, right? No, they are similar because the frame works. Just because it’s in a different make doesn’t mean it’s going to be useless in that role, so why do a ‘custom’ job on every species? Find what works, then copy it.

Conclusion:

I believe in a version of Creationism. There are too many things across this globe alone to dictate otherwise, the similarities and complete mysteries of animal and plant life on this planet. Evolution is a trial and error way to evolve, and takes place over hundreds of thousands of years, and can lead to the premature extinction of entire species. However, should such trial and error methods be directed, as by an omnipotent being, then this course could enable said power to create even more wondrous things, using the building blocks He has previously made. it would also speed things up as far as evolution is concerned.

Do we know how the earth was made? No, we don’t. The closest thing we have to an eye-witness account was the book of Genesis written by Moses thousands of years after it happened, and may be allegorical.  (some have claimed it is the story of Gilgamesh retold), so realistically nobody really knows what the hell happened back then.